Sven & Remmie

Some night, huh?

Yeah... Some night.

And it ain’t over yet.

No?

No. Not for a while yet. Night isn’t over until the cock crows. And my cock hasn’t crowed yet.

What a charming metaphor.

Simile.

Metaphor.

No. Simile. I am, of course, talking about my dick and comparing it to... Oh, right...

Yep. Making a direct comparison. Your dick... your sexual appetite... The night not being over till you get your end away.

Hmm. I love it when you talk dirty to me in figuratives. Say something else.

You're as annoying as a bluefly. Simile. Now away with you, I'm trying to sleep.

Ugh!... Remmie?

What?

Earlier - what were you talking to Jaida and Drem about?

Huh? When?

You know. When you were in the pool. You three were whispering and giggling all secretive.

I don’t remember.

Rubbish. ‘Course you do. C’mon. Tell me what happened.

You want me to...? Why?

Cause I want to know.  

No.

Come on.

No. Why’re you so desperate to know, anyway? It’s really not that deep.

Come on. Come on. Please? Please? Pleeease?

If I tell you, will you shut up and get off my back?

Yes!

Fine. I asked Jaida and Drem out on a date. Satisfied?

Oh, shit, no way? The three of you?

Yeah.

Nice. And what'd they say?

Yes.

Cool... Cool... Cool. Um... Remmie?

Yeah?

Would you ever go on a date with me?

What?

W-would you ever go on a date with me?

Is that you asking?

No. No. No... yes. You don’t have to answ—

Yes.

—er... now... what?

Yes, Sven, I would. And I'm not the only one. Drem was very keen on extending an invitation for you to join us in the pool.

What? Seriously?

Yes.

Shit.

It’s not too late, though.

It...it’s not?

No. As you said yourself, your cock hasn’t crowed yet.